By now, most of us know you sustained a concussion yesterday by walking into a glass door. And then you passed out for 15 seconds.
Those are the facts and now we’d like to relay some facts to you.
See, we were hoping you’d see this as an ideal way to reach all your fans, warning them of the dangers of concussions, even though the incident might have seemed like an insignificant injury to you.
But no, you and your manager both succeeded in sweeping the situation under the proverbial rug.
Here are some tidbits from your tweets, along with our commentary about the facts:
“im fine. just smacked my head”
No, a concussion is more than smacking your head. It’s when your brain gets knocked against the inside of your skull.
“needed some water. all good.”
No, Biebs, a concussion is not the same as dehydration.
“jb is gonna be fine. things happen. he is a trooper. canadian hockey player. tough kid. no issue.”
No, JB’s manager, concussions are serious issues, and they have nothing to do with being tough. Even the toughest of the tough have been sidelined by concussions, and that includes Canadian hockey players.
Oh, and by the way, the fact that you’ve been on Twitter since your concussion has not escaped us. Part of allowing your brain to rest is staying away from computers, cell phones, video games and the like. Yes, that includes dancing around. Not fun but very important.
So, Justin, please know that concussions are no small matter and we appeal to you to tell your fans the facts.
In the meantime, we have some advice for you: When In Doubt, Sit It Out. And watch those doors.